This reminds me of that one case where a doctor was charged with the Intentional Infliction of Emotional Distress for calling a patient “a bad person”…

A North Carolina doctor could lose his medical license after a patient complained he made cutting criticisms, including telling her she was fat. The News & Observer of Raleigh reported the North Carolina Medical Board will decide if Dr. Earl Sunderhaus of Asheville overstepped the bounds of professional decency.

The eye doctor’s patient complained Sunderhaus poked her thigh and told her she is fat, and also scolded her as irresponsible for being unemployed and relying on taxpayers to pay for another pregnancy.

Sunderhaus admitted he told the patient that her thick thighs and diabetes could cause her to go blind.

He made his points again by writing the patient, Gov. Beverly Perdue and blasting the medical board.

I tried to bring the same claim but was rejected because the court called me “rough and tumble”. It hurt my feelings.

Source, AP

First Harry Potter, then Spider-Man?!

Some people like fishsticks and some people prefer raw sashimi fish. Dont you ever wish you could reach a happy medium? Now you can! Apparently, the outstanding people in China, the same ones that brought you all that cheap crap you own and the 2008 Olympics have figured out a brand new way to cook fish. They take it while alive and raw and openly fry half of the fish only.

Heres the link to a video. “Srsly” warning: The video might be a little disturbing to some viewers. Viewer discretion is advised.

When its served up half of it is raw, half of it is fried.
Oh China, you think of the darnedest things.

I’ll leave this here just in case you need it. http://www.peta.org/

I was gonna fight Voldemort, until I got high
I was gonna get up and find the broom, But then I got high
My friends sister is still messed up And I know why, (why man) ‘cuz I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high

Apparently the Harry Potter was found smoking “spliffs” (british jargon for mary jane?) in his Camden up-town upstairs flat (british jargon for apartment?) with his friends. Apparently in the true fashion of another British great Amy Winehouse, he was at  a party when he was spotted smoking and going around saying how much he loved the ganja. Say it ain’t so, Harry! Say it aint so!

Maybe hogwarts isn’t real after all. Maybe it was just some half-baked trip.
Whatever, its still not like that romantic love story where the that plain jane girl falls in love with flying vampires. Right? That was real and totally had nothing to do with weed.

Learned HandSo imagine this. You’re in contracts at the unreasonable time of 10:15. You did you’re reading and your professor is speaking about the Universal Commerical Code Article 2-206. And then she asks some obscure question about it and as she picks up the “Sign-in” list to see who to torture for an answer, your realize you forgot to bring your supplement! OH NO! Have no fear friendo, here’s how to retrieve any LexisNexis/Westlaw court citation directly from the address bar of Firefox…

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No really. This is what happened to me after an all nighter studying for the LSAT. The next morning, I had no idea what was wrong with my shirt and I ended up 15 minutes late to the test because I was crying. ‘Cept nobody was there to help me.

Shirt wins round 1.
Note to self: Dont ever get dressed while watching TV again.

A lot of my friends are getting married lately. I guess the economic downturn is doing wonders for the whole matrimony business. Nearly all of them are women….and the day week month after, they are all about showing off their rings, how much it cost their poor fiance to buy them, how big the ‘rock’ is, Oooh! Shiny-Shiny-Shiny, etc. Stark contrast than what newly-engaged guys talk about “the day after”: how much the ring cost, how long its going to take to pay it off, whether or not the ‘wife” will still be around long enough for the ring to get paid off, prenuptials, etc.

On my way home, I saw this advertisement at a bus stop and honestly I couldn’t help but laugh.

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female_humanoid_robot1No. Its not the name of a brand new alternative band (although, that would be a pretty bitchin’ name. I think i’ll snatch up that URL right now…). SEGA, makers of the world famous Sonic the Hedgehog games and the damn successful Dreamcast, have gone the way of Honda and decided to try its hand in the android/replicant market. Tapping into the nerds natural need for female companionship, SEGA has created a robot that claims to be able to provide and do everything a girlfriend could possibly do.

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The HangoverGirlfriend and I have always wanted to go to Vegas (since we can both gamble, etc) for a romantic vacation admiring the sights, history, an the neon lights….but after seeing The Hangout with the guys (its a great movie, I highly recommend it.) I’ve contemplated about spending a week over in Vegas just to see how much trouble I could possibly get into. Tough decisions: spend time being romantic with the better half, or spend a week orchestrating chaos? Hmm… An overwhelming majority of people arrested in Clark County (where Vegas is located) consist of drunken tourists who find out the hard way that Sin City (probably because it was misnamed) has some of the toughest laws and toughest police around (LV Metro.) Surprise…there are laws. In fact, these are probably the quickest and surest ways to get arrested in Sin City.

Note to self: do not do these things while in Vegas.

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