No. Its not the name of a brand new alternative band (although, that would be a pretty bitchin’ name. I think i’ll snatch up that URL right now…). SEGA, makers of the world famous Sonic the Hedgehog games and the damn successful Dreamcast, have gone the way of Honda and decided to try its hand in the android/replicant market. Tapping into the nerds natural need for female companionship, SEGA has created a robot that claims to be able to provide and do everything a girlfriend could possibly do.
Yup! Named EMA (Eternal Maiden Actualization), the robot girlfriend is petite, very friendly, and runs on batteries. She boasts a height of 15-inches (which coincidentally turns out to be the average height of most asian people– I keed, I kid). This 15-inch bombshell is also very busty, which is great because she is sexy, compact, and she will take you anywhere anytime. Even in the backseat, though take care to plug her into the cigarette lighter so that she can charge her batteries while giving you ‘girlfriend pleasures’.
EGA spokeswoman wrote: “She’s very lovable and though she’s not a human, she can act like a real girlfriend.” I’m sorry lady but there just something about female human flesh that does it for me. I’ll pass on your robot.
On an off note, I wonder if its not too late to sell my stock in the Tyrell Corporation and invest in SEGA. Those Nexus 6’s didn’t do too great. One tried to kill me. Awkward.
Source: FunOn.com
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