I was gonna fight Voldemort, until I got high
I was gonna get up and find the broom, But then I got high
My friends sister is still messed up And I know why, (why man) ‘cuz I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high

Apparently the Harry Potter was found smoking “spliffs” (british jargon for mary jane?) in his Camden up-town upstairs flat (british jargon for apartment?) with his friends. Apparently in the true fashion of another British great Amy Winehouse, he was at  a party when he was spotted smoking and going around saying how much he loved the ganja. Say it ain’t so, Harry! Say it aint so!

Maybe hogwarts isn’t real after all. Maybe it was just some half-baked trip.
Whatever, its still not like that romantic love story where the that plain jane girl falls in love with flying vampires. Right? That was real and totally had nothing to do with weed.